- Holden 'euphoric' over BGT return
- Bumped-up insurance claims 'surge'
- Not time to resign, says Lansley
- Man held after restaurant stand-off
- 'Nuclear' accusations dismissed
- Families 'set to lose tax credit'
- Alexander urges tax relief reform
- Redknapp hits out at CPS over trial
- Burglar leaves his voice behind
- Guesthouse pair lose gay ban appeal
- Three jailed over gay-hate leaflet
- Damilola killer recalled to prison
- Miliband plans tax on bank bonuses
- Diana letters to be sold at auction
- Dismay at council prayers ruling
- Liverpool's Smith selling medals
- Scargill in strike anniversary call
- 450 jobs face axe in Comet review
- Council seeks spitting ban approval
- Holly mooted for Surprise revival
Nostalgia
Ian McMillan: I dreamed a dream – of misery
I wake up from The Dream and I’m sweating and thrashing and disorientated. I’m mumbling: “Take the big wings away! I don’t want to see those giant spots any more! I’m sorry! I’m really sorry!” I drag myself out of bed and go downstairs and drink lots of water, lots of lovely water with no wings or spots. I calm down a tad. But I can’t go back to bed because, like somebody from a cheap horror film, I might fall asleep and then... I might dream! I might dream The Dream again! (At this point you should hear crashing doomy chords in a minor key and a terrifying scream but as this is a newspaper not a film perhaps you could just hum some crashing doomy chords in a minor key and give us a bit of a scream. Ta.)
Yorkshire Words Of The Week
From: Rev Canon J Calvert, Darlton, Newark, Nottinghamshire.
MRS V Russell asks for different versions of Christmas/New Year “Lucky Bird” rhymes (Country Week, December 24).
Ian McMillan: Cinematic memories of an evening of laughter
My dad used to tell me that his dad, George McMillan of Carnwath in Lanarkshire, converted all the cinemas in his part of the county to sound in the late 1920s, and when people first heard the talkies they ran from the cinema in fear into the frosty Scottish night, trying to cover their ears with deep-fried haggis and black bun.
Ian McMillan: The life and times of an NME showbiz journalist
When I was a teenager with long hair, a noisy LP collection and an ex-Army greatcoat that was badly in need of a good scrub, I couldn’t wait for Thursday to come because that was NME day. To the uninitiated or the deeply ungroovy, that’s the New Musical Express, the weekly music paper that’s celebrating its 60th birthday this year. I’d grab it from the shelves and devour it from front to back, back to front and then middle outwards, both ways, and because the ink came off on your fingers, by Thursday night I looked like I’d done a double shift down Darfield Main coal mine.
Titanic memories
The initial grief following the world’s most infamous shipping disaster was focused on Halifax, Nova Scotia, where the bodies recovered from the freezing Atlantic found their last resting place. Terry Fletcher reports from the city ahead of the centenary in April.
Ian McMillan: Music that comes from the very depths of me
What’s that noise? Sounds like a crash of unseasonal thunder coming over the muckstack from down Grimethorpe way, or maybe somebody up the street’s having a king-size skip delivered and it’s come adrift as they’re unloading it. Or has my wife dropped some hard-backed books on the floor upstairs? Or is young Thomas watching a film with avalanches in and he’s accidentally sat on the remote and turned the volume up to what I once heard somebody refer to as Uncle Max? (As opposed to Auntie Min, of course.)
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