Writer and broadcaster Gyles Brandreth on his memoir, teddy bear collecton and his new fashion label
“The five words that have driven my life are ‘busy people are happy people’, and the four words that rule my life are ‘listen to your wife’,” explains Brandreth.
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Hide Ad“And the truth is, on the few occasions when I haven’t listened to my wife, it’s all gone wrong, so basically I know that’s the right philosophy. My wife keeps me grounded.”
After nearly 50 years of marriage, that’s a ringing endorsement for the broadcaster’s wife Michele Brown – with whom he shares three children, seven grandchildren, and a fair few teddy bears. However, the natty line in jumpers he’s renowned for and the stacks of clutter he’s amassed through his six-plus decades of busyness are his, and his alone.
“I’m a great hoarder, which my wife doesn’t like,” Brandreth admits. “She’s told me that when I die, the first person she’s going to call, before she calls the undertaker, is someone from the local skip company, so they can collect all my rubbish. All my jumpers, all my diaries – I’ve kept everything and it’s all going off to the skip – although I’m hoping it won’t be for a while.”
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Hide AdFortunately, the affable former MP – who’s childhood memoir, Odd Boy Out, has just been published – leads an admirably healthy life.
“Touch wood, I’ve been very lucky with my wellbeing and my health, and probably taken it too much for granted. I’ve been busy, and I’m not really given to much introspection – I probably reflect my generation with that,” he shares. When it comes to wellbeing, my philosophy is moderation in all things. I’m lucky – I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, if I want to lose weight I do a low-carb diet for a while.
“I probably should take more exercise than I do, but I do keep walking and try to do my 10,000 steps, and I keep busy, and busy people are happy people.”
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Hide AdAnd he must be very happy, because he’s very busy. As well as frequently popping up on the radio, TV gameshows and other series, such as The One Show and Celebrity Gogglebox, Brandreth is touring with his rescheduled one-man show, Break A Leg!
He has also written numerous books and was able to concentrate on his writing during lockdown – these include The Oxford Book of Theatrical Anecdotes, the recently-published Philip: The Final Portrait about his friend Prince Philip, and a children’s joke book. His love of jokes stems, he says, from his father.
“He was a great practical joker, and I still have the dribble glass we bought at a joke shop. A dribble glass is one that looks like a wine glass that has little cuts in it that you can’t see and when you drink from it you dribble. It’s not very kind, but it’s fun.”
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Hide AdHe even finds time to co-host the podcast Something Rhymes With Purple, with his friend and Countdown colleague Susie Dent. Oh, and perhaps most surprisingly of all, he’s just started a new knitwear fashion label.
“Actually, what is lovely about life is that it’s full of surprises,” Brandreth muses.
“When I was a little boy, I used to live in Marylebone, in London, near streets where there were fashion wholesalers. And I remember going past them, looking at these beautiful clothes and seeing names like Christian Dior, London & Paris, and I thought that one day I was going to have a fashion label.
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Hide Ad“Now, here I am in my 70s, and I’ve just got my own fashion label – Gyles & George, London & New York – for my jumpers. Can you imagine that, isn’t it exciting? That’s rather wonderful.”
Brandreth was a performer from an early age, appearing in school plays and later becoming president of the Oxford Union during his student days.
“I’m doing now what I’ve always done. I first did a television programme while I was still at university in 1969 called Child of the Sixties. It was ITV prime time on a Saturday night, so I began at the top and have been working my way down ever since.”
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Hide AdIt’s easy to forget that Brandreth has also been a politician – he was MP for Chester for five years before losing his seat in the Tory drubbing in the 1997 election.
“My claim to fame is that I introduced the 1994 Marriage Act, the private member’s bill. That’s the legislation that allows people to get married in venues other than a registry office. That’s one of my two legacies, the other is my collection of teddy bears.”
The latter is a vast collection of old bears, gathered since childhood, which is housed at Newby Hall, near Ripon, after being bequeathed six years ago.
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Hide AdBrandreth has enjoyed quite a life and is now 73 years old, so does this broadcaster, novelist, former politician, comedian, raconteur, teddy bear collector, fashion icon and all-round bundle of enthusiasm and energy, have any plans to slow down?
“I did promise my wife about 50 years ago that we wouldn’t work every Sunday, and I still keep promising every year that that’s going to happen,” he admits with a chuckle.
“What I do, you couldn’t really call it work – when you appear on television gameshows, you’re just playing a game, and collecting teddy bears is hardly work. Writing books is work, I suppose – you have to be there every day. But the things I do are fun things.”
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Hide AdHe’s kept a diary since he was a little boy, and when writing Odd Boy Out – so named because his publishers insisted he was “an oddity”, a statement Brandreth doesn’t dispute – he discovered an entry which revealed the origins of one of his core philosophies. It was something his headmaster had told him when he was nine or 10.
“He said: ‘Brandreth, busy people are happy people – remember that.’ And I think from that age, I’ve always remembered it, and I think I’ve had a happy life because I’ve been busy all the time.
“Sometimes people ask me why I keep working at my age, and I say I need the money – and it’s true, I do need the money, we’ve got three children and seven grandchildren, and we discovered over the years that money is the one thing keeping us in touch with them. But I also work because I like to be busy.
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Hide Ad“I do lots of different things, and when one door closes, another one opens,” he adds. “Noel Coward once said: ‘Be like a rabbit, keep coming out of a different hole’ – so I’ve got lots of different holes to come out of.”
And, as he happily sits in a coffee shop sporting one of his trademark jumpers with a big red heart on the front, Brandreth concludes: “To be honest, I’m just very happy to have survived and be here, still to be gainfully employed, still wearing my jumpers, still popping up. I’ve got no complaints.”
Odd Boy Out by Gyles Brandreth, published by Penguin Michael Joseph, is out now. His one-man show, Break A Leg!, is at Harrogate Theatre, April 9, and Leeds City Varieties, May 29.
Bear collection in Yorkshire
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Hide AdBrandreth is the owner of a collection of teddy bears housed at Newby Hall, near Ripon. The collection, which includes the original Fozzie bear, Harry Corbett’s Sooty and Paddington Bear, was bequeathed in 2016.
In another Yorkshire Post interview two years ago, he said: “I was making a film there for The One Show about the Royal family, because in the event of the Germans landing and invading London during the Second World War they would have fled to Yorkshire. It underlines the fact that everyone thinks of it as God’s own country.
“So the King and Queen and their two daughters would have come to Yorkshire and they’d have gone to Newby Hall because it’s like a miniature Buckingham Palace. So I thought if it’s good enough for royalty it’s good enough for my teddy bears.”