Ever won an Oscar in front of a watching audience of billions and cried so hard you hyperventilated? Nope, me neither. And the point is that very few of us ordinary mortals will ever get to experience the intense high of being crowned king or queen of Hollywood. I enjoy the Oscars. I used to love the ceremony and religiously stay awake to soak up the entire atmosphere. Latterly, age and two children have stopped all of that. Now I catch the highlights over breakfast.